HUMPTY SLUMPTY

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again. A baseball hitter might relate to this little poem.  A baseball hitter, that is, in a slump.  Speaking of...

SPITTING IMAGE

“That is soooo gross!” “What?” “He’s spitting!  Yuck!  Do you know unsanitary that is?” “I don’t think he’s worrying about that – it’s just a nervous thing – or he’s chewing gum or, you know…” “Ewuuu, did you see that loogie?!!” Yes, spitting and baseball seem...